Just like an office, strip clubs have their own principles. Despite the fun that goes on, guidelines and principles need to be respected and adhered to with clarity. This is to that ensure everyone has a great time. This article takes a look at the five most important strip club rules for you to consider.
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1. Respect the Dancer
For three to seven minutes, the stripper is the focus of your attention. You’re the reason she’s dressed in her best lace thongs and bra. In return, all she requires is an appreciation of her time and effort with your undivided attention. This means that your booty call can wait, and so can any other distractions. If you have to walk away, be a darling and put a couple of dollars on the rack before leaving. After all, finding the most comfortable thong can be quite an arduous task.
2. Always Tip
As others will say, be sure to stock up on some Lincolns before visiting nude bars. There’s more math to tipping more than five dollars. This has nothing to do with a stripper, her thong, and her hips. On a typical night at the strip club, the girls earn up to 50 percent of a lap dance. The bartenders get 20 percent of the tab, and bouncers receive up to 24 percent of the entry fee.
3. Keep Your Junk Hidden
Don’t show the dancers your private parts. Believe it or not, that’s the last bit of personal information they’re willing to discover about you. Putting dancers in such a position is a true test of their poker face game whenever they’re in the lap dance room.
As much as possible, refrain from trying to get too personal with your dancers and respect that they are working. Moreover, don’t be creepy and invade her personal boundaries. Keep it cool and be chill. As one exotic dancer told Vice, “I get asked out five to ten times a night and I’m just like…’Sorry, I don’t see customers outside of work.’ Plus, if I went out with everyone that asked me, I wouldn’t have free time.”
4. Dress Well
The way you present yourself in a strip club matters, even if you don’t think it does. Everyday casual wear won’t grant you access to some upscale clubs. For the lower-tier spots, you can get away with wearing whatever you want. But most of the time, you still have to pay the full entrance fee.
As a rule, you’re expected to dress decently. The least you can do is switch up your sweatpants for actual trousers and keep your underwear out of sight. You owe it to yourself to look smart. This creates a good impression and prevents you from giving the wrong impression to the bouncers based on your clothes.
5. Never ask for sex.
As tempting as it might be, please don’t do it. Many men falsely assume that all strippers are prostitutes. The truth is, nine times out of ten, you’re not going to get laid in a strip club, so don’t just stride in hoping to get some. No doubt, there are some exclusions, but these are rare instances. So, be sure of your motives before making an entrance. This will reduce the chances of disappointment. It will also encourage you to make the most of the limited time before the beautiful ladies.
Whenever you find yourself in a strip club, be assured of some great fun. With these guidelines, you’re bound to have some amazing memories after your trip. Sit back, grab those Lincolns, and watch as the beautiful bodies in lace dazzle you with their lightweight movements; no refunds on tips given, please!
